"Acting" rich kids

Someone called me a rich kid.. Which I protested and said, "NO! I'M NOT A RICH KID! I'm an acting rich kid.." What is an acting rich kid? Let me show you the criterias required to be an 'acting rich kid'.

1) Owns a car (quite chun la) but no petrol wan.

2) Gadgets all latest but 2nd hand wan.. But he/she tells people that he/she bought it when it was just launched.

3) Handphone damn canggih but no credit wan.

4) Wears expensive designers but borrows money never return wan

5) And after that, no money to eat in proper restaurant will eat maggi

6) If they don't wanna cook, they will take away from the roadside stalls cause they will not be caught DEAD eating there by the other 'acting rich kids'

7) Conversation consists of how much items they own

8) Stays in areas that are 'high-class' but sharing it with 5 other people.. even so they're barely affording the rent.

9) Tells people they go on holiday trips but actually working somewhere secluded

10) Then goes back and tells people about the holiday trip based on reviews read online.

Oh I do not fulfill any of these above.. except maybe my car has no petrol sometimes.. If someone you know fulfills at least 4 of the above, make no mistake, he/she is an acting rich kid. If you fulfill at least 4 of the above, please do grow a brain.